The prettiest girl in the world lets me bite her cheeks when she blushes. The coolest girl in the world lets me update on her laptop while she’s sleeping. The warmest girl in the world holds me against her when I demand it, but not before laughing and saying she doesn’t have to do a damn thing I tell her to. The sweetest girl in the world leaves a five dollar tip to the waiter when we eat. The funniest girl in the world locks herself in the cabinet with the ironing board. The girl with best taste always tells me to pick what songs we listen to because I have the best taste in music. The girl with the best boy is the one who is with me because I will never let her down.