"Turkey is a 20 pound Yankee Candle."
You are now aware that you can't say IRISH WRISTWATCH.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby.”
Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.