IF I LIKE YOU THAT MEANS (AT LEAST ONE OF THESE THINGS) YOU ARE DISINTERESTED, I AM SCARED TO ADMIT I LIKE YOU SO I AM NOT GOING TO CALL YOU BACK, I WILL WRITE ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF US EVERYWHERE, I WILL EMAIL MY BEST FRIEND ABOUT YOUR VOICE, YOU ARE NOT SINGLE, YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME, I REALLY HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOUR FAVORITE SORT OF MUSIC IS, I LIKE TO EAT GREEN APPLES AND THINK OF YOU, I DIDN’T MEAN TO BECOME YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT NOW I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE BUT I LIKE YOUR T-SHIRT (AND YOUR EYELASHES), I AM AN IDIOT, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, I REALLY WANT TO CALL YOU, I DIDN’T SEE YOU TODAY SO I AM GOING TO YELL AT EVERYONE, YOU ARE MILES AWAY, I AM DESPERATE, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME, I WANT TO GET DRUNK WITH YOU, LET’S SLEEP UNDER THE SKY TOGETHER, I WONDER IF YOU WOULD EVER LIKE TO WAKE UP NEXT TO ME, I WANT YOU FOR MY BIRTHDAY.